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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil.

  • Created by: asshole
  • Wins: 26 of 43 battles
  • Fans: 0 people
  • Offensiveness: 1: Ok for kids
  • Created: over 4 years ago
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