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Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

  • Created by: asshole
  • Wins: 18 of 40 battles
  • Fans: 0 people
  • Offensiveness: 1: Ok for kids
  • Created: over 4 years ago
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