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A man ordered a soup in the restaurant but, as soon as the soup arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I HAVE SPIT IN THE SOUP".

Once he returned, he found a message on the same napkin: "ME, TOO".

  • Created by: lindsey
  • Wins: 24 of 42 battles
  • Fans: 0 people
  • Offensiveness: 1: Ok for kids
  • Created: over 4 years ago
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