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A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down.

Bartender walks up and says, "Hey man, did you know there's a drink named after you?"

Grasshopper says, "You gotta be shitting me -- you got a drink named Murray?"

  • Created by: fil
  • Wins: 14 of 37 battles
  • Fans: 0 people
  • Offensiveness: 1: Ok for kids
  • Created: over 4 years ago
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